Thongs and Dogs

Actually this posting has very little to do with dogs, but it got your attention, didn't it. It also has absolutely nothing to do with those skimpy plastic or rubber things, with no support what-so-ever, that you wear on your feet. I have never understood the rational behind wearing a thong. I know it looks sexy if you have an awesome figure and you want to eliminate panty lines. If I wanted to eliminate panty lines I would just go without any underwear. Why in the world would I want to have a permanent wedgy as I go about my day...made miserable by adding less clothing. Quite frankly, one of the nice things about good old underwear that people NEVER talk about, is if you should have an accident then the "output" has somewhere to go. And I know everyone has at least one accident in their life since they quit wearing diapers.

The reason these things have crossed my radar recently is I work out a few days a week with a girlfriend and we take this amazingly hard Jazzersize class. Ok, it's just hard for me, but I forget that I am prancing around with 40 extra pounds and let my butt twirl and my hips swirl as if I were 22 again. It's fun. Anyway, back to my girlfriend, who does happen to have a dog, thus making this a dog-related posting. She is a cutie to begin with and recently lost 15 pounds. Feeling sexier she went out and bought herself some thongs for the first time in her 30+ years and was excited to wear them to our class the other night. She got into my car feeling a bit aggravated but figured she would get used to them. We had hardly walked from the car to the class and already she was pulling at what little was available to pull. I didn't question why she bought them because I once bought some really sexy bras, thinking that they would change my life, and all that happened was I was scratched to death with the lace and super support underwires that broke under the pressure of my bosom. We all try something once I guess. Watching her dance around while trying to un-wedge herself was so funny I couldn't concentrate on my moves and kept going the opposite direction of everyone else in class. I was certain that after class she would swear off thongs, but no, she vowed to just get used to them! I would just go naked.


Relating to dogs though, I was picking up poop in one of my customers back yard and noticed a odd, but very pretty color purple, mixed around the poop. Taking a closer look to make sure it was not blood in the stools, I saw dainty trim along the edge of this purple item. It was way too small to be a sock or underwear, the most common surprise I get in my scooping adventures, and it didn't look like it was part of a dog toy, so I looked harder (figure that out) and discovered it was a cute little thong. I guess Moose, the dog, was happy not to have strangled his intestines.


Did you know you can also get thongs (for men and women) in chocolate? Not at all good for dogs. If anyone has a really good reason why they wear and trust thongs, I'd love to hear about it.